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Arz kiya hai ....

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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
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Jatt riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke ?
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge......
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...
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Submitted by Sailesh Notani


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