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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

Hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what ?
---To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".

Man: sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Sardar proposed to a girl.
Girl said I'm 1year elder to u.
Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry u next year".

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam.

Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

Height of stupidity:
two sardar fighting for the window seat on a scooter.:-)

Submitted by Keshav Rajan

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