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 A man went to a shop to buy brains when suddenly he heard another man shouting,
 "Here ends your search. Buy any brain and get 20% discount."
 Hearing this the man goes to the shop and asks the price of different brains.
 "What is the price of that brain ?",asked the man.
 "Rs. 2,000/- with discount. That is the brain of a 'Baniya'.", replied the shop-keeper.
 "What about that one ?", asked the man.
 "Rs. 9,000/- with discount. That is the brain of a 'Marwadi'.", replied the shop-keeper.
 "And this ?", inquired the man.
 "That is for Rs. 27,000/- with discount", replied the shop-keeper."That is the brain of a 'Sardarji'."
 "Then why is it so costly ?", asked the man.
 "The shop-keeper replied, "Because I broke thousand heads and got only one." :-)

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