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 George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
 A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
 The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
 So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
 Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
 And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
 Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
 The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
 Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smarty?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!" :-)

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