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Paki Jokes Again
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?... ========== Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming. The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan. The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water." ========== Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged... "Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Sardarji, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound" ...keep the change and take nine of your countrymen with you!" ========== There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were Pakis, and one was a Sardar. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the Sardar said, "I'll get off." After a really touching speech from the Sardar saying he would get off, all of the Pakis started clapping. Problem solved. ==========
What happened when there was a power cut at the Karachi airport? ========== A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for calling the Prime Minister a fool. 5 years for the scandal and 15 for revealing a state secret! ==========
What do you do if you run over a Paki? ========== Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan. The soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly! Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you." Banta shoots him down! ==========
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any. And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to relieve himself. Once he had just started, a police official approached him, Hey, What do you think you're doing here? ========== Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, even fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha. "Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!" ========== One day, as the Sardar taxi driver was driving along he saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied priest. No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in." The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver continued down the road. Suddenly the Sardar saw a Pakistani walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the car with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Pakistani. However even though he was certain he missed the Paki, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Pakistani" That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!" ========== A brain tumour patient with terminal disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for $5,000 dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars." The patient asked, "Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?" Well," replied the surgeon, "We have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain." ========== A big Khan Sahab walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, "Do you serve Pakistanis here?". Sure we do," replied the bartender, trying not to create a scene. "Good" said the Khan. "Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger." ==========
And the grand finale! an exciting sher rewritten by Mirza Ghalib for Pakistan's soldiers: ==========
Submitted by Rupal Kothari |
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