If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her PROMISE, she is FORCED to do so.

If u speak over TELEPHONE, u got a illegal relationship;
If she SPEAKS, she got FRIENDS.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Sooo hard to please!!!!! :-)

Submitted By Deepak Sekar

Jokes and 'Shayaris' > Friends / G.F