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What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is a computer`s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord. :-) |
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