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******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity. NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation. NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ******************************************************* GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire! *************************************************************** :-) Submitted By Manmay Gupta |
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